There is never a dull moment. At six-thirty in the morning the bank calls to tell me my Visa has been compromised on line. It's a robot...it asks me to press two to cancel and when I do, India arrives in all his glory. He asks how he may help and I say you can't. I'm calling the bank. Which I do...and I'm on hold because there is an unusually high incidence...and of course it was a scam but I had to remember my mother's maiden name...
And then a friend who lives in Norway writes to ask if her cat's vomit is normal...

I definitely am up!