The simplest way of changing fiction to fact - change the pronoun and the name...obviously.

As she sits here...writing on school paper...eating bridge mixture... drinking Cinzano...thumbing her nose at her nutritionist who left a message to phone which she is ignoring because she knows the nutritionist is going away for a week...she wonders who best deserves her first letter of the year...it is a toss up...there are many deserving souls...perhaps she could make it a form letter! Let the word processor begin! You won the toss...the rest will get a copy with the name changed...crossed out! Actually you might want the names and addresses of the other recipients...between the lot of you...you could decipher what has happened to Sally.